The Topher Diaries
Have you ever heard of "puppies"?
I haven't either.
Not until recently when we acquired a pair.
These "puppies" are like little dogs.
Supposedly, I used to be one.
I don't believe it.
They play in the shower.
They sleep on pee pads.
They chew on each other.
They try to imitate my wiggle worm move.
Nobody imitates my wiggle worm move.
Let me show you what I mean.
Did you see that?
On her back kicking her legs.
She doesn't even howl when she kicks her legs.
Don't all dogs know how to do wiggle worm?
They don't know manners.
Take a look at this.
I don't want to admit it,
but Bella ran me off the couch.
They pounce on each other like cats.
This clip is mild.